Bachelor S3 Ep#10 – It’s prawn crackers at dawn

Osher starts us off by revealing his role as host on The Bachelor is basically the prac component of his anthropology doctorate. Something to do with how blind dates should actually involve blindfolds: This show is becoming more 50 Shades by the week! For group date they all get locked in a room together to … More Bachelor S3 Ep#10 – It’s prawn crackers at dawn

Bachelor S3 Ep#9 – Two intruders but there’s a hole in one

We open with a Frenchman who sounds exactly like Pepe le Pew telling us if he overseasons he will be in big trouble with zee judges – wait! Sacre bleu, I am on the wrong channel! Forget this Hotplate nonsense, let’s cut to the mansion. Heather is predicts the next date will involve rockets, monkeys … More Bachelor S3 Ep#9 – Two intruders but there’s a hole in one

Bachelor S3 Ep#6 – “They’re having a 3-way” date

We open with Sam clearly contemplating a back up career on Aerobics Oz Style for Ch10. Cos unlike Idol, being on The Bach doesn’t guarantee you a spot on Neighbours, no matter how often you swap hair tips with Andrew G. But then we pan to a series of bizarre harnesses he’s casually rigged up … More Bachelor S3 Ep#6 – “They’re having a 3-way” date