Okay peeps, let’s wrap this baby up! Spoiler alert: He chooses the Schnitzel Parmigiana with side salad Eve!  Osher, has taken his new burgundy obsession too far and appears to be wearing a jacket made entirely of felt, that just makes me want to pin my To Do List on him: We then interrupt Sam … More Bachelor S3 Finale – Snow White and the Burger Ring King

Sam starts off at the beach picking up a towel that looks exactly like one of those kid’s animal ones with the hood – and for one glorious moment I think he’s taken his kids coaching work too seriously and he’ll end up with a jersey cow over his head. Then I realise no it’s … More Bachelor S3 Ep#15 – All the tea in china cups cannot save this date

Finally, we have the obligatory shot of The Bachelor shaving whilst shirtless in front of the mirror – this signals we have reached the pointy end of the series, hometown dates! But I am confused by the strange way Sam is putting on aftershave like it’s perfume … the whole rubbing your wrists together is … More Bachelor S3 Ep#14 – More bloodbath than a Lannister shindig